Objects in your mirror ... (Part II)

So, a new poll from Rutgers has Daggett at 20%! This is a very crucial number. Why?

In 1998 in the Minnesota Gubernatorial race, a poll on October 20 showed Humphrey leading 35% to Coleman 34% and up-start former wrestler and independant candidate Jesse Ventura at 21%. In only two weeks, Ventura expanded that 21% to 37% which was enough to win the three-way race.

But can Daggett close the gap? Its possible. Here's how:

1) The fat guy needs to continue to implode under the weight of the worst run campaign in New Jersey history.

2) Corzine's saturation of the airwaves actually turns off voters and drives them to either (a) stay home or (b) vote for someone else (presumably Daggett)

3) As more people learn about Daggett's tax positions more people like him, and there are still those who intend to vote who are not entirely familiar with him. When people know about his plans, they generally like them.

The key will be the first poll around Halloween. If Daggett can get his numbers close to 26 or 27% I think he wins. It should be a fun two weeks!

Objects in your mirror ...

The next governor of New Jersey?

Fat people.

I think its an incredible classic when a fat guy starts arguing about low-taxes, personal responsibility, blah blah blah. Not only has this guy not missed a meal in his life, but its quite obvious he hasn't figured out how to work a treadmill and additionally never bothers to mix in a salad at lunch.

Now, do you really want a governor who has no idea how to work a treadmill?



I included a manual to show you how easy it is to figure it out. So how dumb is this guy? Get on. Turn on. Start running. Oh, and try not to eat a Big Mac while you are running.

But if he can't figure out how to work a treadmill, then how can he balance a budget or deal with the jobs crisis, or fix the schools (or successfully siphon monies to his Goldman Sachs cronies)? I would say that he cannot.

Next, what's his issue with vegetables? I realize that New Jersey, especially the part that is moments away from being annexed by New York is not a venerable Mesopotamia, but there is a significant portion of the state who actually do appreciate local farming.

If the fat guy above is elected, there is no chance that any portion of the New Jersey state website would actually be dedicated to vegetables, because it is quite clear from the photo above, that this guy hates veggies and detests wasting space in his cavernous stomach for anything but local meat.

So when you go to the polls next month, while the fat guy is wiping his Bar-B-Que-sauce-covered hands on the ballot and voting for himself, and Governor Corzine is being dropped off by his chauffeur at the polling station to vote for himself, do yourself a favor, and vote for Chris Daggett. It's time to reject the status quo ... and fat people.