Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Toss Up! Tiger v. Jack

Let the debate begin. . . Who had the better decade of championship golf?


Incredibly, Jack had five years that he never finished out of the top 10 in a single major. In the decade, he never finished worse than T5 in the British Open. And he never finished out of the top 10 in the Masters. WHAT!?! He finished out of the top 15 only 3 times in the decade.

Tiger, of course, won 12 majors, and completed the Tiger Slam by holding all four trophies (or, 3 trophies and one jacket) at the same time. He set the scoring record for three of the majors (he already held the record for the fourth). He was also an equal opportunity showman, winning each tournament 3 times. Moreover, he finished in the top-2 in the world's hardest tournament, the U.S. Open, 5 times. He also finished in the top 6 at the Masters 8 times

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Racing in Circles: Minnesota’s Can’t-Win Ploy

In a November 8 article in the Star Tribune, author Emily Johns writes,

Minnesota educators think the state has a good chance to receive a chunk of some $4.35 billion in grants that the Obama administration plans to give to states to promote school innovation.

Wait. What? Our educators think we have a good chance? They must be reading a different version of the administrations “Race to the Top” language than I am.

Through this new competitive program called Race to the Top, the US Department of Education has set aside more than $4 billion from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 for education. But Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has made it clear that not everyone is going to get a share of that $4 billion. In fact, that’s the whole idea. Only states that take a bold stand and make true educational reforms are going to get any money at all.

The only reforms that Minnesota has made since the government dangled this money in front of us (which we now know is somewhere between $60-175 million), is we’ve reformed the way we love ourselves: we now think we’re better than ever, despite making almost no changes at all!

Minnesota is convinced that we do a pretty good job at educating our kids. That’s true – if you’re white, middle-class, and attend a suburban school district. Where we fall short is in so many other categories: minority students, students from low-income communities, students receiving special education supports… the list goes on. In fact, Minnesota has the second biggest academic achievement gap in the country (more on this in future posts).

And we think the government is going to reward us for that??

Secretary Duncan is asking states to be bold. To “think big and push hard on the kinds of reforms that we know will create fundamental change…” Minnesota, however, is planning on submitting an application that simply highlights what we’ve always done (things like the governors “Q Comp” program, in which more than 95% of teachers in this state were considered worthy of a performance-based incentive, or our standards that have been in place for years, or our strong charter school laws). Sure, all those things are great (perhaps with the exception of the “Q Comp” program – are you telling me that we have this many great teachers, and still our black kids do worse in Minnesota than black kids do in Alabama?), but they aren’t the types of changes the administration is talking about.

In fact, they aren’t changes at all. As Dan Weisberg, VP of policy and general counsel for The New Teacher Project, says, “The big picture is that Minnesota has a good story to tell in many areas about the efforts it’s made thus far on education reform.” Really? I must have missed something.

Mr. Wesiberg’s organization actually released a report in August that showed several glaring deficiencies in Minnesota’s reform movement, most notably in the way that we produce, retain, and evaluate great teachers and leaders. The US Chamber backed those findings up with a Report Card that gave Minnesota an “F” on the scale of alternative hiring, giving the state a “C” overall for staff hiring and evaluation. In fact, the report card, which was designed to measure state’s strengths on education innovation and reform, gave Minnesota mostly “B’s” and “C’s,” not the “all A’s” report that so many in the state think is our due.

It’s time for our state leaders to actually get some political courage and “make the tough choices that are right for kids” as Duncan said in a speech at the 2009 Governors Education Symposium. If Minnesota wants any piece of this $4 billion pie, we need to agree that our state needs a TRUE alternative route to teacher certification, and new ways to evaluate the teachers who are already in the classroom.

The state teacher's union, Education Minnesota would love for us to continue patting ourselves on the back and saying how great we already are (they benefit from sticking with the status quo). That, however, won’t get us any money through the “Race to the Top” fund, and it certainly won’t help our students who are on the wrong side of the achievement gap, falling further behind every day.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Google Suggest ...

Breeder's Cup analysis coming soon ...

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Objects in your mirror ... (Part II)

So, a new poll from Rutgers has Daggett at 20%! This is a very crucial number. Why?

In 1998 in the Minnesota Gubernatorial race, a poll on October 20 showed Humphrey leading 35% to Coleman 34% and up-start former wrestler and independant candidate Jesse Ventura at 21%. In only two weeks, Ventura expanded that 21% to 37% which was enough to win the three-way race.

But can Daggett close the gap? Its possible. Here's how:

1) The fat guy needs to continue to implode under the weight of the worst run campaign in New Jersey history.

2) Corzine's saturation of the airwaves actually turns off voters and drives them to either (a) stay home or (b) vote for someone else (presumably Daggett)

3) As more people learn about Daggett's tax positions more people like him, and there are still those who intend to vote who are not entirely familiar with him. When people know about his plans, they generally like them.

The key will be the first poll around Halloween. If Daggett can get his numbers close to 26 or 27% I think he wins. It should be a fun two weeks!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The next governor of New Jersey?


Fat people.

I think its an incredible classic when a fat guy starts arguing about low-taxes, personal responsibility, blah blah blah. Not only has this guy not missed a meal in his life, but its quite obvious he hasn't figured out how to work a treadmill and additionally never bothers to mix in a salad at lunch.

Now, do you really want a governor who has no idea how to work a treadmill?



I included a manual to show you how easy it is to figure it out. So how dumb is this guy? Get on. Turn on. Start running. Oh, and try not to eat a Big Mac while you are running.

But if he can't figure out how to work a treadmill, then how can he balance a budget or deal with the jobs crisis, or fix the schools (or successfully siphon monies to his Goldman Sachs cronies)? I would say that he cannot.

Next, what's his issue with vegetables? I realize that New Jersey, especially the part that is moments away from being annexed by New York is not a venerable Mesopotamia, but there is a significant portion of the state who actually do appreciate local farming.

If the fat guy above is elected, there is no chance that any portion of the New Jersey state website would actually be dedicated to vegetables, because it is quite clear from the photo above, that this guy hates veggies and detests wasting space in his cavernous stomach for anything but local meat.

So when you go to the polls next month, while the fat guy is wiping his Bar-B-Que-sauce-covered hands on the ballot and voting for himself, and Governor Corzine is being dropped off by his chauffeur at the polling station to vote for himself, do yourself a favor, and vote for Chris Daggett. It's time to reject the status quo ... and fat people.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Barack Obama: HE Kept America Safe


It's official. President Barack Hussein Obama has "Kept America Safe" for a greater part of his presidency than any other 21st century American President.

George W. Bush wants you to believe that HE kept America safe (see headline).

But we all know that's not the truth. Compared to Obama, Bush did a terrible job of keeping America Safe:


As a result, Obama has proved Joe Scarborough and 50% of Americans wrong.

For those of you who disagree, I have one thing to say: