The next governor of New Jersey?

Fat people.

I think its an incredible classic when a fat guy starts arguing about low-taxes, personal responsibility, blah blah blah. Not only has this guy not missed a meal in his life, but its quite obvious he hasn't figured out how to work a treadmill and additionally never bothers to mix in a salad at lunch.

Now, do you really want a governor who has no idea how to work a treadmill?



I included a manual to show you how easy it is to figure it out. So how dumb is this guy? Get on. Turn on. Start running. Oh, and try not to eat a Big Mac while you are running.

But if he can't figure out how to work a treadmill, then how can he balance a budget or deal with the jobs crisis, or fix the schools (or successfully siphon monies to his Goldman Sachs cronies)? I would say that he cannot.

Next, what's his issue with vegetables? I realize that New Jersey, especially the part that is moments away from being annexed by New York is not a venerable Mesopotamia, but there is a significant portion of the state who actually do appreciate local farming.

If the fat guy above is elected, there is no chance that any portion of the New Jersey state website would actually be dedicated to vegetables, because it is quite clear from the photo above, that this guy hates veggies and detests wasting space in his cavernous stomach for anything but local meat.

So when you go to the polls next month, while the fat guy is wiping his Bar-B-Que-sauce-covered hands on the ballot and voting for himself, and Governor Corzine is being dropped off by his chauffeur at the polling station to vote for himself, do yourself a favor, and vote for Chris Daggett. It's time to reject the status quo ... and fat people.