And the winners are...

Now that the stock market has slightly rebounded. We can all laugh. Ok, so we're still down a couple trillion dollars as a nation, but nothing can lighten the mood like a few wanna-be "emo" stock-brokers. Are these guys trying out for a spot in Dashboard Confessional's next music video?

Without further ado, the winners are...

1. From NS: Alec Baldwin's cousin just found out his '30 Rock' spin off got canceled.

2. From both MR and AM: "I should have taken the blue pill."*

3. From AM: "What time is the Titanic picking us up honey?"

4. Tie! From AM: Talking to the guy behind him... "I'll trade you Martin Gramatica and Rex Grossman for a Michael Bolton "O'Canada" single."
From NS: This guy is clearly talking to coworker Milton Wadums about Milton's missing Swingline stapler.

5. From AM: "I can't believe I sharted twice in the same day"

Honorable mentions go to NS and MR for their captions to picture number 5, which was, by far, my favorite photo.

From NS: Garf in 35 years.
From MR: "Boy I look good in my red tie....'pound that.'"

*For those of you who don't know this, "I should have taken the blue pill" is a reference to the 1999 Keanu Reeves thriller The Matrix . In context, this line is hilarious.

Thank you to my three respondents. I laughed a lot.